People who insist on taking a full grocery basket through the self-scan checkout will go to the second lowest circle of hell when they die. (The lowest circle is reserved for people who drive 55 in the left lane)
Wait a minute, you mean the self-scan is an express lane only?? I've only used it a couple times and usually for a couple items, so I am not real familiar with them. However, why would you not be able to scan all your groceries yourself????? Just wondering. I certainly don't want to go to hell. Especially not the 2nd lowest circle of hell.
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"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
I've only used it a couple times and usually for a couple items, so I am not real familiar with them. However, why would you not be able to scan all your groceries yourself????? Just wondering. I certainly don't want to go to hell. 
Especially not the 2nd lowest circle of hell. 
