Another gem from the Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals (and Greatest Judicial Understatements):

"Yavapai County Superior Court Judge William T. Kiger sentenced Ronald James Ropke to seven years supervised probation on charges of aggravated DUI...Kiger noted that Ropke had two previous felonies and 11 misdemeanors.

" "It seems to me that alcohol has certainly caused some difficulties in your life,' Kiger said. 'It is time for you and alcohol to have a parting of ways.' "


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.