Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson laying in bed one day resting. Suddenly Sherlock leaps up, runs into the kitchen and comes back with a jar of lemon curd which he promptly starts to smear all over Watsons backside and asshole!!!
"Good heavens above" cries Watson "what the dickens are you up to Holmes old boy?"
"Lemon entry my dear Watson", says Holmes, "lemon entry!"
I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!
