After you hear a muffled explosion, an announcement comes over the PA system – "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight #1818".
Immediately followed by: "Maintenance Department! Mop and bucket needed in Main Terminal!"
But it works for me.
Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
