Here's more news from the Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals:

A mentally challenged alcoholic is on trial for having stabbed a female store owner for no reason. His lawyer pleaded for a light sentence: "He didn't intend to kill anyone--he just wanted to know what it would feel like to stab someone." Police testified that when they searched his apartment, they found his calendar with the date of the stabbing circled and the notation: "Stab woman."

A creep on trial for child molestation videotaped himself in sex acts with minors. A former girlfriend identified him as the man in the video through "...his voice, his profile and his genitals."

A 19-year-old man was arrested passing bad checks all around town in a two-hour period. What was he doing here? He was killing time before his appointment with his parole officer.