She was a tall dame with piercing eyes, red lips and legs that made you think about things you shouldn't. She waltzed into my office, sat down in the chair and gave me a dubious look. "Are you Lilo Galente, private detective?", she asked? "That's the name on the door, sister", I promptly replied
Dude, you really gotta get off those '40s dime-store novels .
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.