Bloody women!!! Give 'er an inch, she thinks she's a ruler!
Aaargh! @$*#*%}/!!!111!!!!

Why the hell am i the one sitting in the dark posting random rants on the old GangsterBB?? Sleeping on that cold couch. That couch is friggin' lumpy as shit! And its her couch! The bed belongs to me!! Ack!

The Scenario:
ME: "Lissen babe, i gotta do some O.T this Sunday, but it'll work out good cuz we got that thing next week."

BABE: "Okay"

ME: Its the early start but i dont think i'll be finished till pretty late..."

BABE: "Okay"

ME: "...well obviously i wont be back in time for that thing at your parents house..."

BABE: "..."

ME: "But if you wanna take the Holden & ill take the Corolla (ha) i might just cruise 'round to Bobby's for a few brews & a jam or somethin' after w-"

BABE: "(Expletive Deleted)(Expletive Deleted)(Expletive Deleted) when you (Expletive Deleted). Is that (Expletive Deleted) going to be there?

ME: "..."

THE TRANSLATION

ME: "Honey could you please pass me my testicles? I think they're in your purse"

BABE: "No"

ME: "Okay Darling. Thank you"



Sheesh. Sorry about that.
I should just grow a pair, eh?