Obviously written by some numbskull from North Dakota .

But seriously, while all of those towns/cities make a great pie in their own right (especially Chicago), New York City pizza is the most similar to what you'd find in Rome. There's no debating that fact.

Thin crust, fresh tomatoes, just the right amount of fresh mozzarella, and a drizzle of extra virgin olive oil. Maybe a sprinkle of fresh shredded basil. Perfetto.