Found these on a certain wrestling board and wanted to share it here:

You know you're watching too much pro wrestling when...

You see someone lying down on the beach or a couch and you get the urge to drop an elbow on them.

You suddenly cut a promo on a co-worker or friend for no other reason than shock value.

You are at a party with friends and get the urge to make a heel turn and tell them what their flaws are and how you're much superior than them.

You often lie about things, but you call it kayfabe.

You have fantasies about blading on the the job to take a few days off.

You have a minor accident at work, like bump your knee, it doesn't hurt much, but you sell the injury for weeks.

You are at a party and you wanna take the DJ's microphone and do a entrance.

You get people to yell your name and weight before entering a room.

Every time you fold a chair and have a urge to hit someone with it.

When someone turns the back you feel like superkicking them when they turn back around.

When walking into a room and doing the Bret Hart pose.

When you feel like just yelling "WOOOOOOOO!" for no reason.

When some one is talking you start yelling WHAT in between there words or sentences.

You're drinking a bottle of water, and you suddenly feel the urge to spray it out of your mouth and pose.

When you see a table and think about putting somebody through it.

You go to the beach and instead of just taking your t-shirt off, you get the urge to tear it off from the neck down.

When see somebody laying down and feel like climbing something high and do superfly taunt and splash.

When you walk into a dark room and you roll your eyes into the back of your head and lift your arms up.

When your boss walks out of his office and you start singing NO CHANCE IN HELL.

When any time you think hear the name Andy Kauffman the only thing you think about his career is him vs Jerry Lawler.

When you start chanting three random letters for no reason:
TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA

When you pick up a pillow and suddenly get the urge to Chokeslam it.

You go to a party and everyone is talking,you yell at some random guy "LET'S GET READY TO SUCK IT!"

Your best friend walks up to you but you suddenly throw them throw a glass window nearby.

When you look in your local hardware store you pick out a steel chair and hit some staff guy with it.

You steal a million dollars just so you can attack the police like Stone Cold Steve Austin.

You go into your bosses office and you swear at him.He stands up and you RKO him through the desk.

You buy a can of white spray paint to look like Sheamus.

When the only reason you watch Spider man was because Randy Savage was in it.