Last weekend I gave my first online exam this semester. Out of 25 students, only 12 took it. I haven't had even one e-mail from those who didn't take it explaining why they didn't. I'm going to wait until Monday or Tuesday before I notify them that they flunked the class. Oh, the humanity!


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