Two Garbage Bags

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind
her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls
out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of your
bag."

"Oh, really? Darn," says the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and
see if I can find them.
Thanks for telling me..."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money? You didn't steal it, did
you?"

"Oh, no,' says the little old lady. You see, my back yard is right next
to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come
and pee through the fence into my flower
garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time
some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I grab it and I say, '$20
or off it comes!'"

"OK, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "So, good luck. Oh, by the
way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."