Indeed tongue

A man goes into his local butchers, sees the butcher alone behind the counter and asks him what happened to his assistant.

"I had to let him go" says the butcher, "he kept putting his penis in the bacon slicer".

"Dear me" says the fellow. "what happened to your bacon slicer?"

"Oh i had to let her go as well"!!

I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!