Originally Posted By: Turnbull
Here's another goodie from my hometown, The Land of the Stupid Criminals:

Cops arrested a 49=year-old man who robbed a convenience store of a can of beer and some cookes at knifepoint, made the clerk lie on the floor, kicked him--and then left in a taxi that he had waiting for him. tongue Cops traced him through the cabdriver and arrested him in minutes. The guy claimed he was doing it as an initiation into an outlaw biker gang.


lol lol

I hope he got enough money from the robbery to pay the cab fare and leave a suitable tip.

I had heard of a robber first asking a clerk if he had change for a twenty. The clerk took the bill whereupon he was held up at gunpoint, opened the register, and handed the dolt the twelve dollars that was in the till. The robber couldn't figure out why he was charged with a felony and going to jail for five years when the store owed him $8.