The weather girl on the TV just said she is expecting 8 inches tonight.
She will be lucky with a face like that!!
Reminds me of the old Henny Youngman joke: "My wife says to me, Give me 8 inches and make it hurt, so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth."
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.