Three men die on Christmas Eve and find themselves before St. Peter at the gates of Heaven.

"Can't let you chaps in i'm afraid", says the Saint "unless you can come up with something on your person that has something to do with Christmas?"

First man pulls out a lighter and triggers the flame "just like a Christmas candle" he says.

"Right in you go" says Peter.

Second man pulls out some car keys and jingles them. "Just like Christmas bells" he says.

"Okay in you go" says Peter.

Third man pulls out a bra and a g-string.
"What in Heaven do they have to do with Christmas?" asks Peter.

"Well" says the man "they're Carols"

I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!