I like Billy Joel, but can't stand "Piano Man." That song makes me want to jump off a bridge.
Klydon 1 is a friend of mine,
He represents me for free.
And he's quick with a joke
and I know he don't smoke
nowhere else he'd rather be. (than on the Gangster BB)
la-la-didee-dah, etc.
That was well done.
There's a local deli here, called The Sanwichman, and whenever we decide to order from there I sing:
Make me a sub, you're the sandwichman
Make me a sub tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some ham and cheese
And you know how to make it just right.
I know that, like Mig, most people love this song, and I'm in the minority. His song about Allentown was always popular growing up as we lived relatively close to Allentown, which wasn't the depressed town that it was made out to be. There were other places more fitting for the song, but didn't fit the meter and rhyme scheme.
