I be messing around with the hunch there are a few fellows here as one. The Mask Parade; a masquerade.
Or a multiple personality disorder that isn't very multiple. I look for patterns, I guess: linguistic, behavioural, character, naming, offendability and irritability (though around here, you could be anyone).
...dot com bold typeface rhetoric. You go clickety click and get your head split. 'The hell you look like on a message board Discussing whether or not the Brother is hardcore?
