Originally Posted By: Yogi Barrabbas
I keep my beer in my garage...


I find it impossible to "keep beer" for any length of time! It just seems to jump into my nearest available hand and then it's history! lol

Signor V.


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"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

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