Local paper here used to run "celebrity news" on p.2. They had a blurb on why Diane Keaton was a bachelor all of her life. The headline read: "Keaton: Mr. Right Never Came." I sent it to Leno with an addition: "...but I bet he had fun trying."
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
