A familiar one that I'm sure most women will like. wink

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating
their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their
table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the
world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets
for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all
very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a
wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the
husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards
should remember that fairies are female...... lol


TIS

"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon