Don't get me started, Babe. Don't ask me how, at 50 years old, I got talked into a summer rental with a bunch of other people, but I did.

There's my family, my brother and his family, and one of my cousins. To top it all off, we invited about 40 people out for the 4th and had a bunch of stuff leftover. But none of us could stay this week, so we split it all up.

As far as food costs, when you're stupid enough to get roped into sharing a rental at 50 years old, you're also stupid enough to actually shop in the Hamptons instead of Costco .