LBJ made a few of my favorite quotes. Here are two of them:

(Johnson was touring a Marine base, and after the tour he was walking back to his helicopter. He started walking to the wrong one when a Marine guard pointed to the correct one and said, "Mr. President, THAT'S your helicopter"). Johnson replied, "Son, they're ALL my helicopters".

(Johnson was asked what he thought about Gerald Ford). Johnson replied, "He played too much football without his helmut".