Paddy and Margret get married, and after a year she complains that she has never climaxed during sex. Because there is no doctor around, they go to a veterinarian and he tells them that often when cows won't mate he has someone wave a towel to cool her down and relax her. Having heard this, they hire a strapping lad from Dublin to wave a towel in their bedroom while they have sex. It does cool her off, and relax her a little but still nothing. They go back to the vet who proposes that the next time they trade places, with Paddy using the towel. The young man takes off his clothes, and he and Paddy's wife get it on for about three hours with her shrieking over and over as she has multiple climaxes. When they are finished Paddy says to the lad "Now you see that's how you wave a towel!"


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."