A man and his wife are attending a party when they spot a loud and noisy drunk propping the bar up. He looks famaliar to the man and he comments on it to his wife.

"Don't you recognise him?" she says. "Thats my first husband. When i left him for you he started drinking and has never stopped!"

"Wow" says the husband. "That was over 25 years ago. Thats a long time to be still celebrating"

Last edited by Yogi Barrabbas; 04/30/09 10:57 AM.

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