A man is walking through a cemetery when he spots a man at a grave sobbing his heart out.

"Why did you have to leave" he cries!

"I wish you were still here" he howls!

"I wish it could go back to the way it was" he moans!

"Please come back" he screams!

The first man approaches the poor wretch,puts an arm around him and asks in a quiet voice

"Your wife?"

"No", sobs the other man, "her first husband".


I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!