Paulie and Chris, talking about the escaped Russian in The Pine Barrens episode (Tony just told Paulie over the phone that the Russian had killed 16 Chechnean rebels and had worked for the Interior Ministry).

Paulie: You're not going to believe this -- the guy killed 16 Czechoslavakians...He was an interior decorator.
Chris: (looks confused) His house looked like shit.


Also, at the labor strike bust-up:
Black labor striker: You're a wiseass motherfucker aren't you?:
Chris: Keep your mother off the streets and I won't fuck her!