A little relief of sorts. Since Rush Limbaugh has been so critical of our President, I composed this little ditty about him sung to the tune of Jimmy Dean's "Big John":

Ode To Rush (sung to the tune of Big John by Jimmy Dean)

Every morning at the bakery you could see him arrive
He stood 4 ft. 6 and weighed 285
Kind of narrow at the shoulders and broad at the hip
And every one could see the jelly drippin’ from his lip
Big Rush.

Everyone knew where Rush called home
It was done at the deli where he ate all alone
Could never say much with his mouth full of food
And if you got too close your fingers you could lose
Big Rush

Somebody said he came from Mis-sour-i (pronounced Miz-or-ee)
Where he once consumed an entire Dairy Queen
Ate up all the fries, the burgers and cream
Then set his sights on the shake machine
Big Rush

Then came the day at the pizza place
When the oven broke and his heart did race
At its door he was prayin’ and his stomach growled
Like an angry wolf he began to howl.

Then he spotted a kid with the last pizza pie
And he was gonna’ get it even if he died
So he chased the kid who started cryin’
But Rush loves food and wouldn’t be denied

He grabbed the pizza and gobbled it down
Then he felt the pain as he fell to the ground
He knew right then he had paid the price
But he yelled as he fell “Just one more slice.”
Big Rush

Grabbing his chest in such great pain
He looked around for a liberal to blame
The medics worked hard to keep him alive
But a big fat man is hard to revive

They did their best to save the life
Of a man whose motto was “Buffet - half price”
[fade]Big Rush, Big Rush-ush, Big Fat Rush, Big Rush