This part of Arizona, which I've touted as The Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals, is now vying for title of The Land of America's Most Rabid Animals:

http://www.dcourier.com/main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=1&ArticleID=66357


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.