LITTLE BOY ON THE BUS

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a

book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little

boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar

like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the

Father of many.'

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two

grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of

hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned

over and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your

pants on backwards instead of your collar.'