A lady goes into Tiffany's to look at the jewels on display.
Whilst bending over a cabinet to look at a diamond studded necklace she is mortified to let out a mighty fart.
"Please don't let there anyone behind me" she thinks as she sheepishly looks around......only to see a salesman standing right behind her!!!!

The salesman is obviously a gentleman and a professional because he is saying nothing about her mishap and keeps a poker straight face!

Encouraged,the lady enquires as to the price of the necklace to which the chap replies
"Madam,if the sight of the necklace was enough to make you pass wind,i assure you the price will cause you to shit yourself!"