A young boy lost an eye in an accident, and at the time the best they could do was to place a wooden eye in the socket. He wasn't happy about it, and was then made fun of throughout school. Nobody could resist making a joke, and because of that he had no friends.

Later in the year the school he was attending decided to hold a dance. The boy didn't want to go, but his parents forced him to, in an effort to make him be sociable. When he arrived at the dance, he noticed a little girl who had a wooden peg in place of her leg.

After the dance started, the boy was sitting by himself when he noticed the little girl looking over at him and smiling. "Hey, she's actually looking at me!" So he went over and started talking to her, and they were actually getting along. The boy finally decided to muster up the courage to ask her "Do you want to dance?"

The little girl's eyes got wide and she was grinning. "Would I!"

Then the boy angrily shouted "PEG LEG!"



Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.