A local man,who is disabled and only gets around with the help of crutches was sitting in his house waiting for his grandkids to arrive. So imagine his surprise when a scruffy stranger burst into his front room and started pinching bottles of booze out of his cabinet?
The burglar tried to get back out of the house but the hopalong hero caught him (somehow),wedged him in the front door and bashed him up with his crutch.

Good on him. He deserves a medal smile

The miscreant got a suspended jail sentence. No surprise there either!

I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!