With Calvin Johnson and Kevin Smith in my fantasy leauge, I gotta have faith.

As for Penn State and Joe Pa, that's going to be a good game (as long as it's nothing like the Ohio State game).

Thanks for the welcome backs, everyone. Here's to many more drunken stories!

The Doc

And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.