Also, I almost forgot. My pic is on the newspaper that I write for. It's at the site in my first post. I bet that not a lot of people have not been wondering all these years about what I look like, so it's there. I've heard all my college life that I look like jack black. I thinks it's bunk. I'm tired of signing autographs for drunk dudes (unless they have chicks with them, chicks are good).

Did I say chicks are good? Oh, wait. I did.

Nice.

The Doc


And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.