Top 5 signs that you have a Godfather dependence problem:

5. You find yourself jokingly quoting lines like, "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer";

4. You decide you're too into the book (or movie), and forbid yourself from reading or viewing it for a month;

3. You find that you can't keep away, and you ask a friend to take physical possession of the book or movie for a month;

2. You find that you are ACTUALLY keeping your friends close, but your enemies closer; and,

1. You check on the 'Net to see if anyone else can't figure out if there are supposed to be five or six families.