Tonight is my youngest daughter's birthday, and she invited four of her friends over. We're taking them out for Chinese food, and then back here for cake.
I had a big lunch at the Amish market, so dinner tonight is an afterthought. I'll pick up pizza for the kids.
What's the deal with the Amish and telephones? How do you call in your order?
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
