It's bad enough I hear people use the disgusting phrase "lunch meat" rather than "cold cuts"... but smoked "meat"?? What is that, like, beef jerky or something?? Using the term "meat" is foul (I know, an almost oxymoron lol) -- just tell us what KIND of meat! Smoked pork? Fine. Smoked turkey? Fine. Smoked "meat"? NOT fine.
How about "processed cheese food?" That's my favorite.
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