This town, headquarters of the World's Stupidest Criminals, now is joined by the World's Dumbest Victims:

Local paper reported today that a home in Mayer (near here) was burglarized by four youths aged 19-21. They broke in and removed $170,000 that the owner kept in an unlocked file cabinet. Leader of the perps was the owner's nephew--the owner noticed that the kid was wearing new threads and expensive shoes. Seems the four kids hit the file cabinet twice, then split for Phoenix, for a four-day binge of strip clubs, clothing and electronics shopping, and, oh yes, each bought a $14k Honda motorcycle--for cash.

Ladies and gentlemen, a big DUH-H-H-H for all!