The local newspaper runs "celebrity news" on p.2. They had a little story on why Diane Keaton has always been single. The headline read: "Keaton: Mr. Right Never Came."
I sent it to Jay Leno with a comment: "...but I bet he had fun trying."
Ha ha ha!!!! Ok, I had to read it twice. Very funny.
TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
Very funny.
