As I sat in the dentist chair this afternoon, CNN was reporting that Congress (scumbags) are having hearings about gas prices. There appears to be a theory running around that the high prices are due to "speculators" (who the F*ck are they) are the cause. It's all sleight of hand and profiteering shit. Wow, big revelation. One EXPERT said that in 30 days, prices could be down to $2.00 a gallon. And I'm going to have an erection that will last 4 hours - without Viagra! (three at the most).