I read in our local paper on Saturday that a man had to be rescued from the toilet of an outdoor portable lavatory. For some unknown reason he was completely naked and squeezed down the hole to wade waist deep in an assortment of raw sewage and chemicals. I don't know that he was insane, drunk, high, or a combination of all three, but it took the police an hour to get him out. No explanation was given. Then again, what explanation could there be?

the worst part about it for the guy is that the paper printed his name and where he lives.