I'm as big a fan of the Undertaker as ANYBODY, but when the man has to take 2 to 3 vacations PER YEAR...I think it's time to hang it up. He's always leaving and returning.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis