CNN reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at the same time you do!!
Its almost funny out here on the Island. Every station within the two miles I drive to the expressway is holding at $3.99, as if they don't want to be the first to crack the $4 barrier. I'm sure that once one does, the others will follow within 30 seconds.
