I got a flat tire today on the highway on my way to work. .... I drove away with my suit, shirt and tie, covered in dirt and sweat. It could always have been worse.
And it could have always been much easier: Ever hear of AAA?
Of course I had to fix a flat today for the first time in YEARS! Being as the car was parked in my parent's garage, it would've been WAY too embarrassing to call AAA!
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol
Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?--Peter Griffin
