Three lady friends were discussing the men in their lives. One had a boyfriend,one was a mistress and the other was married. They all agreed to dress up in sexy black basques,suspenders,stilettos and wear little black masks in order to give their men a treat.
The next day they compare notes. The girlfriend said "My boyfriend called me the love of his life and we made passionate love all night long".
The mistress said "My man was struck dumb but we had wild sex all night long".
The wife said "My husband came home,took one look at me and said 'hello Batman,whats for dinner?'