Local paper had a story of yet another Arizona Master Criminal's arrest:

Police arrested a guy at his home, where they found a pound of marijuana wrapped into 16 one-ounce packages, plus a marijuana plant growing in his back yard. Charged him with possession, possession with intent to sell, growing marijuana, possession of drug paraphernelia--looking at several decades of prison time.

How'd they get onto him? Seems this a-hole had two outstanding felony warrants--for marijuana sales in Phoenix, and for parole violation locally. The police were trying to serve those warrants. They checked out his last known address...and when they rolled up to his home, they not only found him there, but all that grass, too. As Jay Leno might say: "OF COURSE he was at his home--they'd NEVER think of looking for him there! DU-U-H-H!"