Last night went to a new place, ordered a medium well filet, it came rare. Sent it back, it came back charcoal. Told them I didn't want it.

I got the bill and they said "we went ahead and comped 65% of the steak for you,"

who the hell tries that shit?

I ended up getting all of it comped because I didn't eat it. I told them if they are going to charge me for it they can make me another one.



Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.