Last night my girlfriend cooked some pork chops in a spicy Mexican tomato sauce. She fried up some beans and we ate them with corn tortillas. Delicious!

I don't know what we're having tonight.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis