One of my friends from work just came back from a month of jury duty. She was on a case that involved two members of the Colombo Family (they were convicted of racketeering and extortion against the Huntington Townhouse - a large catering hall on Long Island).

I was wondering if I was on jury duty and was questioned to see if I was fit for this type of jury:

(attorney asking questions): Mr. C., do you have any hobbies?

(SC): Yes, I like to hang out on an internet message board and discuss gangsters and the Mafia.

You think I'd be excused??