Man walks into a bar,he is the only one in there apart from the bartender.
He orders a drink and has a sip. He hears a little voice say
"Ooh nice tie sir,lovely colour,really goes well with that nice suit you're wearing".

Man looks around,startled. The barman is out the back and there is nobody else around. He shakes his head and has another drink. He hears the voice again
"Ooh nice shoes sir,well polished,lovely soft,Italian leather that fit your feet perfectly"

Man looks around again. He is still the only one in the place.He thinks he may be going mad. Has another drink,hears the voice again.
"Ooh sir,have you lost weight,you look great,your clothes fit you well and you look so healthy"

The man has had enough,as the barman comes back to the bar he asks him about the voice,where it is coming from seeing as they are the only ones in the bar.
"oh yes", says the barman,"that will be the nuts on the bar talking to you mate".
"Nuts!",exclaims the man,thinking he has gone nuts.....
"Nuts?" he says again.

"Yes mate" says the barman "they are complimentary you know"